Jim let his dog out to relieve himself late one night. He watched
some TV, and then remembered to let the dog back in. When he opened
the door, he was shocked at what he saw! In his dog's mouth was
his neighbor's cat, dead!
"Bad dog! BAD DOG!" said the panicked man. He took
the cat away and looked at it. He couldn't bring himself to tell
his neighbor what happened, so he decided to clean it up and leave
it on the neighbor's porch. He took the cat into the bathroom
and washed off all the blood and dirt. It took him forever. He
had to wash it four times to get it all cleaned. He brushed it's
beautiful white fur as he blow dried it, and put its collar back
on. Since it was so dark, he crept into the neighbor's yard and
laid the cat down on the porch in front of the door.
The next day, he was on his way to the car to go to work and
his neighbor was outside.
"Hi," he said. "Hi," replied Jim, nervously.
His neighbor said, "Something weird happened last night."
"Oh yeah? What's that," asked Jim, sweating now.
"Well, my cat died yesterday, and we buried him. This morning
he was lying on my front porch!"