A woman was walking down the street with her blouse open and
her right breast hanging out. A cop was approaching from about
a block away, thinking to himself, "Boy, my eyes must be
going. It looks like that woman is hanging out of her blouse."
But, as he got closer, it became apparent that she really was
hanging out.
When the officer got face to face with the woman, he said, "Miss,
are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
"Why, officer?" the woman asked.
"Well," said the officer, "Your right breast is
hanging out of your blouse."
The woman quickly looked down and exclaimed, "Oh my goodness!
I left the baby on the bus!"
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